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When the ball leaves the park, it's a home run, but when you leave the park after the game, it's a parking fee. The only thing more impressive than a grand slam is finding a parking spot near the stadium.
The pitcher's got a wicked curveball, but not as wicked as the prices at the concession stands. You might need to take out a second mortgage just to afford a hot dog and a beer.
They say baseball is a game of inches, but the distance between the batter and the catcher feels more like a mile when you're stuck in the nosebleed seats. At least the view of the clouds is great.
The umpire might call strikes and balls, but the real challenge is avoiding the foul balls that come flying into the stands. Bring your glove and your reflexes to the game.
The players might be chasing the American dream on the diamond, but the fans are just chasing down the ice cream truck in the parking lot after the seventh-inning stretch.
The pitcher's got a wicked curveball, but the real challenge is trying to keep your nachos from spilling all over your lap when the guy next to you jumps up to celebrate a home run.
They say baseball is a game of inches, but the distance between you and the concession stand feels like a marathon when you're stuck in the middle of a row and the guy next to you has been camped out there since the first inning.
The umpire might call strikes and balls, but the real challenge is trying to keep your cool when the guy behind you won't stop yelling at the players like they can actually hear him from the stands.
The players might be chasing the American dream on the diamond, but the real dream is finding a parking spot that doesn't require you to take out a second mortgage just to pay for it.
The seventh-inning stretch might be a tradition, but the real challenge is trying to squeeze back into your seat after you've had one too many hot dogs and beers from the concession stand.
The outfielder might have missed that fly ball, but at least he got a free souvenir from the fan who threw their nacho platter at him. Talk about a cheesy catch.
They say baseball is a game of inches, but the distance between the batter and the catcher feels more like a mile when you're sitting behind the home plate umpire who clearly needs to invest in some industrial-strength deodorant.
The pitcher's got a wicked curveball, but the real challenge is trying to keep your hot dog from taking an unexpected detour down your shirt when the guy next to you jumps up and spills his entire tray of nachos all over you after a home run.
The umpire might be calling strikes and balls, but the real challenge is trying to keep your cool when the guy behind you won't stop heckling the players with jokes so bad, even the opposing team's mascot is cringing.
The players might be chasing the American dream on the diamond, but the real dream is finding a parking spot that doesn't require you to take out a second mortgage just to pay for it, and then discovering that the spot you found is actually just a mirage in the distance.