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Sweater weather and pumpkin spice latte season – my body is ready, but my bank account is screaming in terror.
Fall is here, and so are my attempts to convince everyone that my excessive consumption of pumpkin-flavored treats is a personality trait.
Autumn leaves are falling, and so is my motivation to do anything other than binge-watch Netflix and hibernate like a bear.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice – except for the never-ending battle against those pesky fallen leaves that keep invading my personal space.
Fall fashion? More like an excuse to wear stretchy pants and hide the evidence of my pumpkin pie addiction.
Fall has arrived, and so has my annual quest to consume enough pumpkin treats to make a nutritionist weep. But hey, at least my sweaters will hide the evidence.
Autumn leaves are falling, and so is my productivity. But who needs to be productive when you can spend your days cozied up with a warm beverage and an endless supply of cozy blankets?
Pumpkin spice season is upon us, and I'm embracing it with open arms (and an open mouth, ready to devour all the pumpkin-flavored goodness). Salads? I don't know her.
Fall fashion? More like an excuse to wear the same oversized sweater for three months straight and call it a lewk. Comfort over style, am I right?
Autumn leaves may be beautiful, but they're also nature's way of reminding us that raking is a cruel and unusual punishment. I'll just embrace the crunchy leaf carpet, thanks.
Sweater weather, hot beverages, and an ever-growing pile of leaves that I swear is judging me for not raking them yet. Ah, the joys of autumn.
Pumpkin spice season has arrived, and I'm embracing it with open arms (and an ever-expanding waistline). But hey, that's what oversized sweaters are for, right?
Fall fashion? More like a chance to break out my collection of stretchy pants and embrace the cozy life of a hibernating bear. Productivity who?
Autumn leaves may be beautiful, but they're also nature's way of reminding us that raking is a cruel and unusual form of cardio. I'll just embrace the crunchy leaf carpet, thanks.
Sweater weather, hot beverages, and an endless supply of pumpkin treats – fall has arrived, and I'm fully embracing the cozy life of a human burrito wrapped in blankets.