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Sweat is just your fat crying while you force it to leave your body. Embrace the tears and keep grinding.
The gym is where you go to temporarily rent some weights for an hour or two before returning them slightly more sweaty.
Fitness isn't about being better than someone else, it's about being better than the person you used to be. And that person was a couch potato.
The only bad workout is the one you didn't do, but hey, at least you burned some calories by thinking about it.
If you still look cute after leaving the gym, you're doing something wrong. Time to up the intensity and embrace the sweaty mess.
If a tree fell at the gym and no one was around to hear it, would it still make gains? Probably not because trees don't have gym memberships. But you do, so keep lifting!
Careful, the gym staff might mistake you for a piece of equipment because you've been hitting the weights harder than a bodybuilder hits the tanning salon.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried deadlifts? They'll cure what ails ya, or at least make you too sore to care.
Forget about chasing waterfalls, I'm chasing those sweet, sweet endorphins that only a killer workout can provide. And maybe a few extra reps in the squat rack.
If you see me at the gym looking like I just got hit by a truck, don't worry, it's just the aftermath of my attempt to become one with the weights. We're still working on our communication skills.
The only weight I can't seem to lift is the one from my couch. But hey, at least I made it to the gym today, and that's a start!
I'm not sweating, I'm just leaking awesome. And if awesome could bench press, it would be seriously impressed with my gym game right now.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but have they seen me at the squat rack? I'm pretty sure I could have constructed the Colosseum in an afternoon with all the grunting and straining I do.
I'm not just working out, I'm preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Because when the undead rise, the only thing standing between me and survival will be my ability to outrun them all while carrying a year's supply of protein powder.
You know what they say, 'No pain, no gain.' And let me tell you, I'm pretty sure I've gained at least a few pounds of pure muscle…or maybe it's just the weight of all the sweat I've shed during this killer workout. Either way, I'll take it!