funny hard instagram captions for guys
Trying to look tough, but let's be real, I'm just a big teddy bear who can't resist a good cuddle session. Don't let the muscles fool you, I'm a softie at heart.
Flexing for the camera like a true bro, but let's be honest, the only thing I'm lifting these days are bags of chips and my spirits when I catch a glimpse of my glorious self in the mirror.
Striking a pose like a pro, but deep down, we all know the real reason I'm here is to show off my impressive collection of dad jokes and puns that are so bad, they're actually good.
Looking all tough and rugged on the outside, but inside, I'm just a big ol' marshmallow who melts at the sight of a puppy or a really good slice of pizza. Don't let the muscles fool you, folks.
Flexing like a boss, but let's be real, the only thing I'm truly lifting these days is my spirits when I remember that no matter how tough I try to look, my mom still thinks I'm the cutest thing on the planet.
Flexing for the 'gram, but the only thing getting a workout is my ability to strike the perfect angle for that chiseled jawline. Just call me the Picasso of posing.
Trying to look tough, but let's be real, the only thing I'm lifting these days is the remote control and my spirits when I remember that pizza is just a phone call away.
Striking a pose like a bodybuilder, but deep down, we all know the real reason I'm here is to show off my impressive collection of cheesy pickup lines that are so bad, they might actually work.
Looking all rugged and manly on the outside, but inside, I'm just a big ol' teddy bear who can't resist a good cuddle sesh and a bowl of ice cream (with extra sprinkles, of course).
Flexing like a boss, but let's be honest, the only thing I'm truly lifting these days is my spirits when I remember that no matter how tough I try to look, my grandma still thinks I'm the cutest thing on the planet (and who am I to argue with grandma?).
Flexing like a boss, but let's be real, the only thing getting a workout is my ability to strike the perfect angle for that chiseled jawline. Just call me the Picasso of posing.
Looking all tough and rugged on the outside, but inside, I'm just a big ol' teddy bear who melts at the sight of a puppy or a really good slice of pizza. Don't let the muscles fool you, folks.
Trying to look tough, but let's be real, the only thing I'm lifting these days is the remote control and my spirits when I remember that pizza is just a phone call away.
Striking a pose like a bodybuilder, but deep down, we all know the real reason I'm here is to show off my impressive collection of cheesy pickup lines that are so bad, they might actually work.
Flexing for the 'gram, but the only thing getting a workout is my ability to strike the perfect angle for that chiseled jawline. Just call me the Picasso of posing (and the Rembrandt of self-love).