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If laughter was an app, my life would be constantly buffering.

I'm not saying I'm funny, but at least 200 people laugh at me every day – and they're not even my friends!

Selfie game so strong, even my phone's camera can't handle all this fabulous.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just randomly gravity-tested more often than others.

My life is a romantic comedy, but sadly, I'm the comic relief.

If you think my life is perfect, you should see my deleted selfies – they're even better.

I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route through life's adventures, one hilarious detour at a time.

My life is a never-ending blooper reel, but hey, at least it keeps me laughing and everyone else entertained.

Somewhere between perfectly posed and perfectly imperfect lies the story of my life – a delightfully chaotic masterpiece that's always a work in progress.

I may not be a professional comedian, but my life is a standing ovation-worthy performance of hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments.

My life is a hilarious sitcom, but the plot twists are so unexpected, even the writers can't keep up – stay tuned for more laugh-out-loud moments!

I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy, well-seasoned adventure that adds flavor to life's bland moments, one deliciously chaotic experience at a time.

Perfection is overrated; embrace the delightfully imperfect moments that make your life a one-of-a-kind, laugh-out-loud comedy special, where the bloopers are the real stars.

Life is a rollercoaster of emotions, but I'm the one laughing hysterically while everyone else screams – because why not find joy in the wildest of rides?

I may not be a professional comedian, but my life is a standing ovation-worthy performance of hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments that'll leave you in stitches.