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In New York, even the pigeons have better social lives than you do.
If you can dodge a taxi, you can dodge a ball – the true New Yorker's mantra.
I came to New York for the pizza, but I stayed for the constant state of confusion and mild anxiety.
New York City: where the rent is too damn high, but the stories you'll tell are priceless.
In this city, the only thing moving faster than the pedestrians are the hot dog vendors trying to catch up with them.
Navigating the concrete jungle: where jaywalking is an art form and personal space is a myth.
In New York, the only workout you need is running for the subway and climbing the stairs when the escalator inevitably breaks down.
New York City: where fashion trends are born, and questionable sartorial choices are celebrated as expressions of individuality.
Embrace the chaos: in this city, multitasking means eating a slice of pizza while hailing a cab and dodging pedestrians all at once.
New York: where the only constant is change, and the only way to survive is to roll with the punches (and the occasional elbow to the ribs on a crowded subway car).
In New York, you haven't truly lived until you've mastered the art of eating a slice of pizza while simultaneously dodging pedestrians and hailing a cab with your free hand.
New York City: where the only workout plan you need is chasing after the subway doors that always seem to close a split second too soon, leaving you breathless and questioning your life choices.
Navigating the concrete jungle of New York is like a never-ending game of human Tetris, where you have to skillfully maneuver your way through the maze of people, street vendors, and the occasional rogue pigeon without losing your sanity (or your personal space).
In this city, the true test of patience isn't waiting in line for the latest trendy brunch spot – it's surviving the daily commute on a packed subway car without developing a newfound appreciation for personal space bubbles.
New York City: where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the eclectic array of fashion choices you'll witness on any given day, reminding you that true style knows no bounds (and sometimes, no logic).