funny short beach captions for instagram

Beach mode: sandy hair, don't care.

Vitamin Sea: daily dose of saltwater therapy.

Temporary mermaid, professional beach bum.

Life's a beach, I'm just playing in the sand.

Saltwater heals everything, including bad hair days.

Sandy hair, don't care. Messy beach vibes all day.

Temporarily a mermaid, permanently a beach bum.

My tan is brighter than my future, but who cares?

Ocean hair, don't care. It's a beach thing, you wouldn't get it.

Suns out, buns out! Just kidding, but the beach is life.

Bikini weather, brain freeze.

Life's a beach, I'm just a bum.

Saltwater addicted, sand infested.

Vitamin Sea, for a natural tan.

Temporary mermaid, permanent beach bum.