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Santa's little helper spilled eggnog all over the living room, but at least the stains add to the festive decor! Wishing you a messy and memorable Christmas!
Forget the milk and cookies, Santa prefers a cold brew and some artisanal crackers these days. Ho ho ho, and a hipster holiday to you!
The tree is up, the lights are tangled, and the dog has already eaten half the ornaments. It's beginning to look a lot like a very merry mess around here!
Reindeer games got a little too real this year, and now we're short a few lawn ornaments. But hey, at least the neighbors are entertained!
Ugly sweater? More like a fashion statement! Rocking this festive monstrosity with pride and a whole lot of holiday cheer!
Forget the milk and cookies, Santa prefers a cold brew and some artisanal crackers these days. Looks like someone's been hitting the hipster juice a little too hard this season!
The tree is up, the lights are tangled, and the dog has already eaten half the ornaments. But hey, at least we're keeping the holiday chaos alive and well!
Reindeer games got a little too real this year, and now we're short a few lawn ornaments. But who needs decorations when you've got a front yard full of hoof prints and antler shavings?
Ugly sweater? More like a fashion statement! This festive monstrosity is so hideous, it's practically an avant-garde masterpiece. Eat your heart out, high fashion!
Santa's little helper spilled eggnog all over the living room, but at least the stains add a nice touch of holiday cheer to the decor! Who needs fancy throw pillows when you've got eggnog splatter art?
Forget the perfect family photo, this year's Christmas card is just a blurry shot of the dog wearing tinsel and the kids screaming in the background. But hey, at least it's authentic!
Turns out the 'Christmas Cheer' candle I bought was just a regular candle, but at least the house smells like a pine-scented dumpster fire. Tis the season!
I tried to be festive and make gingerbread houses, but they ended up looking more like miniature haunted asylums. Maybe I'll have better luck with a gingerbread psychiatric ward next year.
Who needs a fancy tree skirt when you can just pile all the presents on top of the dog bed? He's been a good boy this year, so he deserves to be the centerpiece of our holiday decor.
I went a little overboard with the Christmas lights this year. The neighbors think it's excessive, but I prefer to think of it as a beacon of holiday spirit that can be seen from space.